Myspace Conversation - #4
I recently had the following conversation on Myspace.com with a person apparently having an identity crisis. Read on...
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From: Rod Biscoe
Veronica,
You look like you'd be really into reading. I think that's admirable. Most people your age aren't (I don't know how old you are, but you look like you're at the age where you wouldn't (or couldn't?) read, but would be more interested in video games or playing with GI Joe dolls or doing drugs).
Honored,
Rod Biscoe
P.S. My local library has a reading competition each summer. If you want, I can see if you could compete (maybe via the phone?) Let me know.
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From: Silvana
Sure, yeah I like reading. It gives me something to do.
Silvana
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe
Veronica,
What's your favorite book?
Wondering,
Rod Biscoe
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Silvana
I think you sent me the wrong messages... lol
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe
Veronica,
I think we got off on the wrong foot. Can we start over? Hmmmm...assuming we can, let me get to know you a bit: Do you like to read?
Love,
Rod Biscoe
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Silvana
Im not Veronica, my name is Silvana. I like to read yes, but my name isnt Veronica...
Silvana
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe
Veronica,
So what's your favorite book?
Still wondering,
Rod Biscoe
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Silvana
My name is NOT VERONICA!
Look at my profile, my name is Silvana
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe
Veronica,
Ok, I looked all through your profile, but I STILL couldn't find the name of your favorite book. Where is it?
Thanks,
Rod Biscoe
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She finally did respond later with the name of her favorite book, "The Da Vinci Code," which is kind of a silly considering that's a movie. I don't know...maybe they'll make the movie into a book for her?
The e-mail chain was a bit disappointing. I thought we'd be able to discuss fine literature. I probably gave her too much credit though. We're talking about a person that didn't even know her own name.
posted by Rod Biscoe at 12:06 PM
9 Comments:
You are SO not as intelligent as you'd like to imagine, yourself to be. The Da Vinci Code WAS a book first, you Moron!
Perhaps you should try cracking open a few more books....
7/02/2006 2:12 PM
I think youre funny as hell ... I hope its intentional lmao
7/02/2006 7:07 PM
Dude... the thing about the book and the movie... I'd erase the post if I were you.
By the way, You would have been way more intrigued if you could read my blog.
I can manage both languages, why can't you?
7/02/2006 9:47 PM
Dear Rod, can you set Veronica and I up? She sounds very smart!!
Mr. Intelligent
7/02/2006 10:09 PM
I believe Veronica was trying to avoid the fact that she can't read. That's why she gave you the name of the movie, instead of the name of a real book. She was hoping that you also can't read, and would thus not find out about the fallacy she was trying to get you to believe. With that and her identity crisis, I don't think she should be using the Internet. It's way too dangerous.
7/03/2006 4:57 AM
Hello, anonymous (at the top of this) The Da Vinci Code IS NOT, and NEVER WILL BE a book.
Well, it certainly isn't literature.
7/05/2006 10:41 AM
I quite like this, I find you amusing. Cheers Cheers Cheers. keep up the good work.
7/05/2006 10:48 AM
Yeah, Rod. You ARE a moron. How could the Da Vinci Code be made into a book? The visual masterpieces of Da Vinci just don't have the same effect in text. Of course, it could be made into a picture book. Nevermind. I am the moron.
7/05/2006 11:02 AM
What happened to your myspace account?? Please come back! The things you write to people on myspace are hilarious!
7/28/2006 1:13 PM
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