Myspace.com Conversation - #2

Following is an e-mail conversation I had on Myspace with a southern belle named Stacey (not her real name). You’ll notice she might’ve received language lessons from the local sailors. I cleaned it up for family viewing, but I didn't correct her spelling and/or grammar. That seemed like too much work.


Editor's Comment: It's come to my attention that my censorship of Stacey's sailor-like language isn't entirely clear to all my readers. I should've suspected as much. So, let me be clear: When you see bracketed material below, it means I've replaced what Stacey really said with my interpretation thereof. Other than that, those were all Stacey's real words (even though some of them aren't real words).

For example, if Stacey says, "I think you are a jerk," I might edit it to read, "I think you are [not a nice person]," or something like that.

Anyway, on with the exchange:


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe


Stacey,

I noticed you are from Myrtle, Mississippi. My family used to vacation there all the time, except it used to be in South Carolina.

That's weird,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Stacey


What use to be in SC????


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe


Myrtle Beach. It used to be in South Carolina.

Honestly, I had no idea they could move an entire town like that. Especially considering all of the sand. Sand is very heavy (in large quantities...I'm sure you know this already).

Wishing you the best,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Stacey


I don't live in Myrtle Beach. I live in Myrtle. It's halfway in between Tupelo, MS and Memphis, TN on Int. I22! Look it up smart[butt].


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe


Stacey,

I don't need directions to your place. I barely know you.

Plus, I hate the beach.

It was a nice gesture though. You Carolina girls are the best.

Thanks for asking,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Stacey


I am from [freaking] Myrtle! It's a [gosh darn] town of like 200 people! It's small as [heck] but it's a [gosh darn] town! And it don't have a [darn] beach! I wasn't inviting you! You look like a [man that wouldn’t be romantically involved in a relationship with a woman]!! And your video is [freaking] stupid too


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe


Stacey,

Oh, you watched my video? What'd you think?

Impatiently waiting your response,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Stacey


U know, I'm a nice girl. And I don't know y u done came on here startin [stuff]. Like u have nothin betr 2 do.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe


Stacey,

I can't help but think we got off on the wrong foot.

Is this because I don't like the beach? Seriously, I'm sorry. Some people just don't like the beach. I'm one of them.

Can I presume you like the beach?

Respectfully,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Stacey


I love the beach but I don't live near it! The largest water round here is some mud holes in my backyard I play in with my 4wheeler.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe


Stacey,

Can we stay on subject? Did you like my video?

Love,
Rod Biscoe

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I'll let you know when I get another reply from her. I presume she went back to watch my video again.