Myspace Conversation - #5

Following is a conversation I had on Myspace.com with a gentleman named Killa.

Killa and I have a lot in common, as you'll see, but it was our mutually intense desire for friendship that drew us together.

Note: Occasionally, my new friend (Killa) was forced to use very strong language to demonstrate his joy of having me as a friend. I edited those strong friendship words by replacing them with equally as strong, family-friendly verbage. My edits appear in [brackets].


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe

Killa,

Thanks for requesting me to be your friend here on Myspace.

It really did mean a lot.

That said, I still have to deny your request, considering.

I'm sorry,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: killa

[Forget] you I didnt request you as a friend I hate motivational speakers


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe

Killa,

I hate them, too. We have a lot in common. Maybe we should be friends?

Thanks,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: killa

[Forget] you I never sent you that [darn] request I dont like you get that thru your stupid [smelly] head I am not nor do I ever want to be friends with you!!!!!!!!!!!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe

Killa,

That's what I'm saying. We're both passionate people; we wear our emotions on our sleeves. That's why we'll make such great friends.

Do you want to hang out this weekend?

Amigos,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: killa

Go to [Cleveland] you are so [darn] dumb you dont even know when someone is telling you to go and commit sucide you got that you [FARTIN’ SMELLY] HEAD!!!!!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe

Killa,

Now since we're friends, maybe you could tell me a bit more about your name?

Killa...It sounds Russian.

I'm excited!!! You're my new Russian friend!!!

Perestroika,
Rod Biscoe


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: killa

GO TO [CLEVELAND] I AM NOT NOR DID I OR DO I EVER WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND SO GO [BE MEAN TO] YOURSELF OR JUMP OFF A BRIDGE I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU LEAVE ME [VERY MUCH] ALONE YOU GOT THAT YOU [BIG JERKY JERK]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rod Biscoe

Killa,

So let me get this straight...

You're NOT Russian?

Respectfully Yours,
Rod Biscoe

P.S. Dutch, maybe? I met another Dutch person on here (named Peeps). Do you know her, perchance?

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Looking back, I get a little misty-eyed to see what close friends we became in such a short amount of time. I imagine we'll probably be friends for weeks to come, if not days.